Last week it was “Tommy Boy.” This week, another great 90s flick: “Dumb and Dumber.” A special thanks to the imbed Nazis at youtube who make writing a blog including your videos TWICE AS TIME-CONSUMING …Â
1. Oklahoma (2-0): Sure, Florida State, as usual, is overrated and plays in a conference that might as well drop to the Football Championship Subdivision (for the love of God, go back to calling it Division I-AA, please). But the Sooners looked pretty damn good. And those national title hopes I made fun of last week? Well, now I’m tellin’ ya there’s a chance …Â
2. Texas (2-0): The Longhorns actually trailed Wyoming late in the first half before scoring the final 28 points. Other than learning Texas has a running back named Foswhitt Whitaker, nothing intriguing in this game. But Foswhitt Whitaker, that might be one of the most annoying sounding names in the world …Â
3. Nebraska (2-0): Hey, Nebraska’s back, baby! If wins against might Western Kentucky and Idaho don’t prove that, nothing will. A lot of Husker fans remind me of Seabass …Â
4. Missouri (2-0): Dominant performance, but it came against an FCS school. Offensive coordinator Dave Yost, who happens to rock the Harry fro, couldn’t go wrong this week. Now, other weeks …Â
5. Texas A&M (2-0): Quarterback Jerrod Johnson had another monster game with 399 total yards, including 349 passing and four touchdowns. He ripped the heart out of poor Louisiana Tech …Â
6. Kansas State (2-0): The Wildcats handled mighty Missouri State. K-State is back. Just ask Wildcat fans, who are starting to sound a little like this …Â
7. Texas Tech (2-0): What’s this 36-carry crap for the Red Raiders? The transformation post-Mike Leach is under way. By this time next year, Tech will be running the ball 80 times a game under Tommy Tuberville, who’s peeing in our Cheerios.Â
8. Oklahoma State (2-0): Well, they aren’t 40, but the Cowboys manned up and avoided the upset with a win over pesky Troy. Troy put up quite a fight, just like this …Â
9. Baylor (2-0): Quarterback Robert Griffin continues to impress. It’d be nice to see the Bears make a bowl, which they haven’t done since …Â
10. Kansas (1-1): Have to admit, that was impressive and surprising on Saturday. Georgia Tech played like a team playing against a team that had just lost to a junior high. Just when I thought you couldn’t get any worse (2:20 mark)Â …Â
11. Colorado (1-1): Guess those reports of the Buffaloes improving were a bit premature. Nice effort against the Cal Bears. Looks like another long fall in the Rockies …Â
12. Iowa State (1-1): So much for putting up a fight against your arch rival. The Clones didn’t score until the fourth quarter. How bad was ISU? Why don’t you eat up and we’ll tell ya …Â
Good stuff Ernie!
Thank you 🙂