Relationships

How to treat a lady, take five: Her kids

Dating a girl with kids. Going to be honest here. It’s not something I’d thought about before the girlfriend and I started hanging out. Not that I was opposed to it. I’d just never considered it. What I do know is the fact that she had kids sure as hell wasn’t going to prevent me from […]

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How to treat a girl, take four: The little things

Coffee. Part of the morning routine. It’s the first thing I do once I get out of the shower. I know what you’re thinking. No shit. That’s part of everybody’s morning routine. I don’t drink coffee. Never have and probably never will, unless you count the rare frappuccino, which is essentially dessert in a cup.

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Two cars, two new batteries, one couple, one day: You’ve got to be %$#@ing kidding!

“Come on, you #@A%*$# … this is really starting to #$&#ing piss me off!” The woman walking into O’Reilly Auto Parts looked at me as if she’d seen my mug on “America’s Most Wanted.” Of course, I didn’t realize she was there. I was just trying to fix the girlfriend’s 2003 Mitsubishi Shitbox. Such is

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How to treat the ladies, take three: Believe

“You can’t love somebody until you love yourself.” I don’t know who said this, but it’s genius. And absolutely true. And, no, this is not what “love yourself” means … Of course, if that’s what it meant, nobody would have a problem with love. Anywho … It’s the absolute truth. You might love somebody, but

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