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Big 12 rankings, Week 5: The “Superbad” edition

Texas and Kansas State move up in the rankings, but both face crucial tests in their second week of Big 12 play. This week’s rankings are brought to you by “Superbad.” 1. OKLAHOMA (4-0, 1-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Ball State 62-6 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Texas THE RUB: Poor Ball State. Up next, the […]

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I’m into fitness, take eight: At the gym

I used to be afraid of the gym. It can be an intimidating place. Mainly, though, I hated the thought of everybody looking at the fat guy. I did all my weight training at home. That all changed in August … by accident. A co-worker’s husband asked if I’d check out the Student Recreation and Wellness

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I’m into fitness, take 7: I did it (a 5K)!

As I turned the corner for the final 50 yards of my first 5K, I thought about the long journey it took to get here. All the miles I’ve run the past few months, and in the past 15 months. All the weight lifting I’ve done this year. All the changes I’ve made in my

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Big 12 rankings, Week Four: The professional wrestling edition

The (last?) Big 12 season is under way. As we head into October, this week’s rankings are brought to you by professional wrestling .. 1. OKLAHOMA (3-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Missouri 38-28 | THIS WEEK: Vs. Ball State THE RUB: The Sooners are stylin’ and profilin’ after avenging last year’s loss to Missouri …

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Big 12 rankings, Week Three: The Seinfeld edition

Going into the fourth week of the season, the Big 12 is 24-2. Not bad for a conference that’ll likely implode this week. The Week Three Big 12 rankings are brought to you by Seinfeld (for last year’s Seinfeld edition, click here): 1. OKLAHOMA (2-0) | LAST WEEK: Defeated Florida State 23-13 | THIS WEEK:

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Big 12 rankings, Week Two: The awful music videos edition

So many horrible music videos, so little time (not to mention a dwindling number of teams). The Week Two Big 12 (minus-3) rankings are brought to you by god-awful music videos so bad that Vanilla Ice didn’t make the cut. As always, the weekly rankings don’t reflect my predictions for the season, simply how the teams

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Big 12 rankings, Week One: The Kingpin edition

An undefeated start for the Big 12 (minus-3) in Week One. Enjoy it while you can, because this league isn’t going to be around much longer. This week’s rankings are brought to you by the comedy classic Kingpin, circa 1996. As always, the weekly rankings don’t reflect my predictions for the season, simply how the teams performed last

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So long, Aggies … what the Big 12 (and Cee Lo Green) thinks about Texas A&M leaving

How could I not write about whining, crying, big baby Texas A&M bailing on the Big 12? As the season starts, a look at how each team feels about the Aggies folding up tent (and week one predictions): OKLAHOMA: Like pretty much everybody, Texas A&M has done virtually nothing against the Sooners the past decade.

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How to treat the ladies, take three: Believe

“You can’t love somebody until you love yourself.” I don’t know who said this, but it’s genius. And absolutely true. And, no, this is not what “love yourself” means … Of course, if that’s what it meant, nobody would have a problem with love. Anywho … It’s the absolute truth. You might love somebody, but

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Faith in Missouri’s Haith: It could be better … and worse

Faith in Haith. Let’s hope that works out for Missouri fans, who’ve been put through the ringer (again) during the search for new basketball coach Frank Haith. Never before has a fan base been more united in its disdain for the decision athletics director Mike Alden made to hire the former Miami coach. But, Haith had

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